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Friday, 21 February 2014 14:52

Modern Art sighting

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hello Sisters and Brothers,


The FSM from London’s Tate Modern Art Gallery. This art work was created by Joseph Beuys. What can these mysterious revelation of His Noodly Appendages and Holy Meatballs means?

 

Seeing that today is a Friday, we shall think about eating spaghetti and drinking beer.

 

RAmen.

Sunday, 16 February 2014 13:33

Snow Spaghetti Monster

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

 

Greetings Sisters and Brothers,

 

After returning from a mountain trip we found in the yard staring at us His Noodliness Flying Spaghetti Monster, which took the form of snow.


Is the Monster play the groundhog Phil and bodes us even more weeks of winter, or maybe vice versa? Anyway. We thought that since we have such a noble guest it behooves drink beer and eat a generous amount of pasta in his honor.

 

 

Ramen.

Danusia

Tuesday, 04 February 2014 09:48

Space Sighting

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 


Dear Pastafarians,

 

 

Pastafarian Mona sent us this great sighting.


"As usual browsed a photo on Apod, I looked, and what I see - He is everywhere! 

On Mercury, the Sun, on Phobos and beyond ...
In this last photo of His Noogly Appendages are slightly overcooked
(Well, apparently accidents happen not only mankind )
but very explicitly you can see the Holy Meat Balls."

 

RAmen.

Friday, 31 January 2014 09:03

Observed in microorganisms

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

 

Hello Pastafarians!

Despite the best efforts of our Carbohydrate Lord, which mixes in the minds of scientists and tosses them crafted evidence in favor of
so-called " evolution ". We know perfectly well that He is responsible for the creation of everything and everyone (under the influence of considerable dose of alcohol). A insightful pastafarian's eye recognize that the common factor in so many different groups of microorganisms is undoubtedly His Noodliness. Look at this page. Captured in a beautiful glass forms: protozoan Giardia Lamblia , Salmonella bacteria and Chickenpox virus is an obvious result of the work of His Holy Appendages. Of course, salmonella or other disease aren't funny. An obvious conclusion is that the Monster wasn't sober when he created them.

 

 I wish you that even the most beautiful pathogenic microorganisms not infect you and so that nothing disrupts celebrations of the holy Friday.

 

RAmen,

Danusia

 

Tuesday, 28 January 2014 10:26

There is no place like the heavenly bar

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hello Brothers and Sisters,

 

Is not it great that our Monster does not govern us and does not require servility, but goes further by supporting us and serves us.
The above graphic shows it very well. It's not that we exist to serve him but he exist to give us joy and makes our live is pleasant .

 

RAmen Monster! Thou you are wonderful, brilliant, and quite cool.

Danusia

Thursday, 23 January 2014 09:50

Pastafarians on Euromaidan

Published in Events Written by Danusia

 

As you can see, our Brothers are also in Ukraine. Hopefully that the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Colanders will ensure their protection. Although for the Monster I would not count especially. So watch out for each other!

 

Pasta with you.

Friday, 17 January 2014 08:20

Snow sighting

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hello Brothers and Sisters,

Our Carbohydrate Monster revealed in the snow! Is it a sign of the coming winter? Or maybe you just came to remind us of today's Holy Friday? Anyway, have fun, drink a beer, eat the delicious pasta, if you wish to do it.

RAmen.

Monday, 13 January 2014 16:39

Monster in Dubai

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Pastafarian Robert sent us the above picture with comment:


It's very comforting to know that the cult of AllAppendagesly Spaghetti Monster came up to Dubai. In the pictures the Al Rigga Metro Station (red line near the airport). Monsters are hanging over the heads of travelers and let it be forever.

 

Ramen!

 

Friday, 10 January 2014 06:58

Beer Volcanoes and other such

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

 

Noodles be praised!

 

Pastafarian Frog-Jarek sent to us this wonderful picture that can't be nothing else than noodly manifestation of what awaits us when we hit directly in the embrace of His Macaroni Goodness, namely beer volcanoes with various types of beer.

 

But remember that not only beer will be plenty in heaven. For fans of other beverages very enjoyable attractions will be prepared as well. Because pastafarians' afterlife is what a pastafarian want it to be.

 

 

I leave you with that happy thought for today. Have a wonderful saint Friday!

RAmen.

Wednesday, 08 January 2014 19:32

The Monster in the Space

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hello Sisters and Brothers,

 

Often, we do not know, how much we owe to His Noodliness. According to some, it is He who continuously maintains the gravitational forces of the Universe by using His Noodly Appendages. This image of Europe, fourth-largest moon of Jupiter, bears evident traces of these appendages.  This evidence is undeniable. Oh Almighty Monster! Your power is soo incredible!

RAmen!

 

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