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Monday, 06 January 2014 14:29

From Him we are made!

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Fellow Pastafarians,

 

His Noodliness, loved us to the point that the essence that creates us , that is, the DNA is created in His image. Man, therefore could never arise without this unique complexities, which is Spaghetti.

 

Praise the Spaghetti!
Ramen!

Wednesday, 01 January 2014 07:30

The Monster for the New Year

Published in Events Written by Danusia

 

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Pasta,

 

We are sure that the coming 2014 years will bring us more graces of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Despite this strong belief, we also want to personally wish you all the best and that each day was a Friday :)

With best wishes,

Danusia.

Tuesday, 24 December 2013 08:17

Happy Holidays!

Published in Events Written by Danusia

 

I wish you all a very Happy Holidays,

 

May we all receive a generous helping of His Carbonhydratness and holy beverage.
May His Noodliness be with you this ChriFSMas and throughout the year, so happiness and good fortune will never end. All the best and have fun, watching films, making a snowman (if you have a snow), eating goodies and delicous dishes and everything you like!

RAmen.

Danusia

Monday, 23 December 2013 12:50

Winter sighting

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Greetings Sisters and Brothers,

 

Walking down the mountainside, together with my husband, we sat to drink a beer and suddenly it happened ... His Noodliness manifested itself in sunshine. We gave Him some beer and He touch us by His Divine Appendages, giving the Chrifsmas blessing!

Oh my Carbonhydrate Lord! You are sooo ... amazing :)

RAmen.

Sunday, 22 December 2013 09:22

Noodly tree topper

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

Hello All,


It is about time to think about the decorating your Chrifsmas tree. This one above looks very lovely! Have you also created some FSM ornaments?


Be noodly blest!


Friday, 20 December 2013 13:49

The First ChrisFSMas song

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

 

Hello,

 

It's Friday, so it may be worth to drink a beer and eat the Pasta by singing a ChrisFSMas song to enter the holiday mood. The song was composed by Rade from Austria.

Happy Friday!

Thursday, 19 December 2013 20:55

ChriFSMas card

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

Dear Sisters and Brothers in noodly faith

 

Pastafarian Roza sent us this ChriFSMas card with the wishes of wonderful holidays to all Pastafarians and not only.

RAmen.

 

Sunday, 15 December 2013 08:26

Because the most important is a good company

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hello Brothers and Sisters!
 


The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a divine being but most of all very sophisticated. Therefore appreciates good company, especially when it comes about peaceful lying on the shelf,as can be seen in the figure above.

 

RAmen.

Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:53

The Monster, which sometimes TREMENDUM!

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

Hello Brothers and Sisters,

 

 

Some argue that His Noodliness not tremendum.
This means that the Monster is not scary and we do not fear of him. That He isn't threatening, that He will cook us in the hot beer if we do not obey his rules.
 
However, the above picture shows that if the Monster is really angry, He can behave at least scary ...
The only question is who irritated Him so much?

RAmen.

Saturday, 07 December 2013 13:28

Greek sighting

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Pastafarian Piotr sent us this wonderful photo above.

 

Flying Spaghetti Monster took a Selfie in front of the Temple of Zeus in Greece. I guess it was just before Friday's party. Sure must be divine to drink a divine gold liquid in the divine accompanied. 

 

So let's take the example from His Carbohydratness and provide a little relaxation for ourselves and have fun this weekend.


RAmen,

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