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Friday, 29 November 2013 07:48

Monster! Go home, you're drunk :)

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

 

 

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Pasta,

 

This intriguing photo was taken recently from the deck of the International Space Station. Formally, it presents a fragment of the Amazon, but believing eyes of every Pastafarian recognize here the revelation of His Noodliness, which apparently Friday extended until next Friday. Monster do not worry , because today is Friday again;)

 

RAmen.

 

On the occasion of Friday, for all Pastafarians and supporters of the Flying Spaghetti Monster wish you a pleasant rest, a beer and a tasty pasta al dente :)

 

RAmen,

 

Ps. Illustration made ​​by Danusia

Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:49

You are the most twisted Monster ever

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hello Brothers and Sisters

 


Pastafarian Pawel drew our attention to this wonderful sighting of His Noodliness. The Monster is able to surprise us with His presence in a variety of locations and shapes.

 

It is interesting whether in this case, if connect Him, would He start to speak? And if yes, what he would say?

 

RAmen

Friday, 15 November 2013 22:08

Chic and elegance, that is the FSM

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Our Carbohydrate Creator is a wonderful and powerful, but also has an undeniable class.


In the latest James Bond film, "Skyfall" is revealed to us in a truly elegant form dreamlike illumination on the windows of a skyscraper. Although the Flying Spaghetti Monster has on his macaronis mind so many important duties, such as guarding that the sun will not burn out and that the stores do not run out of beer and pasta for the faithful, He found some time for entertainment :)

Because the FSM willed himself to take part in this production, it is no wonder that it has achieved such success.
Let's take an example from the Monster and find time for fun :) Especially on Friday night.

 

RAmen.

Hello Sisters and Brothers!

 

 

Because we are good Pastafarians, we don't need evidence of existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we take it on a faith, but many doubters looking for undeniable evidence of existence of His Noodlines. In the picture above we can see the  manifestation of the Monster in the form of weather fronts that cause ocean storms passing over Australia. For some it is the result of differences in temperature and humidity of air masses, for us it is a Monster's tremendum.

 

RAmen.

Thursday, 07 November 2013 08:30

The Monster is helpful

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Fellow Pastafarians,

 

 

Pastafarian Peter sent to us a great revelation of His Noodliness. The Monster is not only our Creator and the only one Monster that is written with a capital M, but also the only one from the gods known to humanity,  is trying to help us physically and in how modern way :)

RAmen

Saturday, 02 November 2013 18:56

Pi-astafarianism

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Dear Pastafarians,

 

Pi Day took place some time ago, but still we can not deny certain connections between faith in His Noodliness, and the number Pi. One example is our Pi-rate ancestors or that next day of Pi will take place on March 14, 2014, also on Friday (our holy day)! A coincidence? Do not think so! :)

 

RAmen.

Thursday, 31 October 2013 09:20

Noodly Halloween

Published in Events Written by Danusia

 

Hello vampires , witches and etc.

 

Although Halloween is not a pastafarian holiday, Our Noodly Lord can't see absolutely nothing wrong in celebrating this spooky holiday :) How you can see , He is always in good moode. So go on Halloween or not, eat pumpkin pasta or not, drink beer or not. It dosen't matter , just have a wonderful day, because you are lucky, you are Pastafarian and you don't need to do anything :)

 

Booo... I mean RAmen!

Monday, 28 October 2013 19:59

Mainstream sighting of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hi Brothers and Sisters!

 

 

Although we all know that His Noodliness is very original deity, manifesting itself in the most sophisticated forms and shapes, but He also likes to manifest itself  in more mainstream way, traditional for other religions. Pictured above, the Monster appeared on the breakfast toast clearly indicates its presence in bread pantheon of supernatural manifestations.

 

RAmen

Friday, 25 October 2013 12:55

World Pasta Day 2013

Published in Events Written by Danusia

 

Hello Brothers and Sisters!

 

 

Today is a special day. Not only because we are celebrating Friday, one of the holiest days of Pastafarianism, but also because just today is World Pasta Day! This additional todays opportunity can not be ignored :) May on your tables a Pasta reigns in every form, not only the sacred Spaghetti;) And as we all Pastafarians know very well, after a good dose of a divine carbohydrate wonder, nothing tastes better than a large foamy gold beverage :)

 

The fact that this year's World Pasta Day falls on Friday just can not be coincidence :D
I bet His Noogliness has something to do with this.

 

I wish you a happy and tasty Friday.

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