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Noodles be praised!

 

Although the scientists are not sure about the date of creation of mankind and the universe in general, because His Noodliness continuously manufactured research and facts, it is certain that in early days we did not have tablets, cameras in cells and horror of horrors! Internet too.


Man tried to capture what made ​​an impression on him, so he had to capture it on his available ways. So it was by art, and rock engravings. This one was found in the ruins in contemporary Nicaragua and for sure it illustrates the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!

Wednesday, 25 September 2013 20:33

The sighting on the lesson of physics

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Pastafarian Gabriela sent us the above photo.

 

How good, that our infinitely wise and good Spaghetti Monster supports youth in acquiring knowledge.
May his holy noodly appendages further guide us through the world of science.

 

RAmen.

Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:28

It is He!

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Dear Pastafarians,

 

At this year's International Airshow in Radom (Poland), Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted to confirm His presence and revealed himself to all the participants of this incredible event.


Is this not sufficient proof of His existence?

 

 

RAmen!

Monday, 23 September 2013 20:31

Sighting on the beach

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Greetings,

 

 

This  sighting sent us Pastafarians Jacek and Joanna.

 

 

This time He chose warmer region Mediterranean Sea to safely sunbathe His noodly appendages. Monster probably thus closed the holiday season . So Brothers and Sisters organize meetings and have a good time eating spaghetti, drinking amber beverage and praising The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

 

Ramen!

 

Tuesday, 03 September 2013 21:16

Each in his own way he sees the Monster

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Hello Brothers and Sisters!

It is known that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the essence of a complicated and therefore often takes various forms. We see Him in heaven, on earth, among the bushes, or among the clutter. But remember that it does not tangle of strings that we see a monster, but we ourselves, being open to His essence :)

Pastafarian Joanna saw His Noodliness at the Feast in Brussels. I wonder what was the original plan of the designer?

RAmen

Monday, 02 September 2013 21:42

Coastal revelation of His Noodliness

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Strolling along the beach after Tri-City, I came across this manifestation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. After adequate the number of prostrations and other such, I managed to catch him in the picture above. 

RAmen.

Sunday, 01 September 2013 21:48

Monster has more than one face

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Hi, 

This sighting sent us Pastafarian Jacek. What a scary face of our Carbohydrate Lord . He looks very tremendum!

RAmen.

Friday, 30 August 2013 21:28

Knock knock It's me, the Spaghetti Monster!

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Greetings Sisters and Brothers,

 

Pastafarian Szymon sent us an interesting sighting of His Noodliness.

As everybody knows, He always knocks to our hearts, only the question is whether we will open them for Him.

 By the way I wonder what is this handle to? : P

 

RAmen.

Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:10

Eat the Monster for the health

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One of our Brothers in Faith noticed the sighting of His Noodliness in the above chemical formula that shows Curcumin, a compound is included in the turmeric, which is a common food flavoring and coloring in Asian cooking.

 

Similarity, you have to admit, is striking! Curcumin is an antioxidant, so can protect the body’s cells from damage caused by free radicals. You can read more about it HERE.

 

As You can see, the Monster is very clever. His Carbohydratness does not resort to cheap gimmicks and one-time wonders. He puts real effort to help us on a large scale. Thanks to science we may know His amazing abilities and efforts for the good of humanity.

 

RAmen!

Wednesday, 28 August 2013 22:18

Pasta, we all love you!

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Brothers and Sisters in faith,

 

Pastafarian Agnieszka sent to us a wonderful sighting :)
 
If the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist, then why pasta created this Pastafarian sentence?


 
Checkmate Atheists!
 

RAmen.

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