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Wednesday, 31 July 2013 22:42

This is how our mothers praised the FSM

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Hello Brothers and Sisters,

Pastafarian Ewelina found a unique, vintage photo showing the celebration of his Noodly Excellence by Pastafarians years ago.

 

I Hope that we also find  so amazing verve to praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster :)

 

RAmen!

Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:06

Flying spaghetti monster in space

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Pastafarian Marek browsing messages meteorological agencies decided that what NASA astronomers have discovered is not what they write.
"Clearly, this is not any UFO or a dying galaxy as we try to stick to us eggheads frightened by appearance of the true God ..."
This is how Marek commented this , and although in fact, visible object is slightly flattened, it resembles a Spaghetti, especially one already lying on the plate.

 

 

RAmen.

Saturday, 27 July 2013 20:37

Futurama sighting

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I think His Noodliness likes fame quite a lot and more likely appears in various television productions. This time honored by the presence the animated science fiction sitcom "Futurama".


Apparently, he decided to protest against this absurd theory, which is called evolution!

RAmen!

Sunday, 21 July 2013 22:52

Polish Pastafarian movement

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Here is a link to an article on the Polish Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

ARTICLE

RAmen!

Friday, 19 July 2013 21:45

Drink a Beer

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Pastafarianin Ratfinger made ​​this wonderful and a lot revealing picture.


May the FSM bless you.


RAmen.

Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:48

Free flight over the city

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His Noodliness again manifested himself. He was noticed during the free flight over the city. Obviously,  He wasn't invisible, how he has it in the custom. What was this city? When did this happen? Maybe it was a Saturday early in the morning, and the monster was returning from a party? :) I do not know and maybe we never find out this. This sighting teaches us that wherever we are and at any time we may encounter the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

RAmen!

Monday, 15 July 2013 19:11

Ancient Scroll

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Greetings,

 

Ancient scroll as another proof for the existence of pastafarianism already in ancient times. Anyone inquiring will ask "why content this is in the English language while the language did not exist at that time?" Well, this is the great mystery of faith ...

 

RAmen.

Sunday, 14 July 2013 18:47

She has a dream

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Pastafarian Judith experienced a sighting during the night. 

In a dream , she saw the pastafarian's heaven : Beer volcanoes, rivers of whiskey and strippers factory.

He was also there in the light of the glorious, unfolding His Noodly Appendages.

 

It's great that our beloved almighty and alnoodly Lord does not forget about his faithfuls and visits them also in their dreams :)

RAmen.

 

 

Saturday, 13 July 2013 10:24

Traveling with FSM

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Noodles be praised!

 

It's holiday time, so planning to go on a road perhaps it is a good idea to take the Image of His Noodliness to beer and pasta will never ran out and His Carbohydrates Appendages will lead you much better than GPS ;)

 

Ramen.

Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:58

Sighting on a Pastafarian's wedding

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Hello Brothers and Sisters,

 

One example of the goodness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is that if we live in accordance with his recommendations, He can reveal to us in different ways, as evidenced by the sighting sent by one of Pastafarians. We would like to introduce you a unique revelation, that a young couple and their guests experienced during the Pastafarian's wedding:

 

RAmen!

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