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Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:54

I Synod in Poland

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In Lodz, on 6-7 July 2013 took place First National Congress of the Polish Pastafarians.

 

The purpose of the meeting was the integration and exchange of experience with local activities of Pastafarians. Discussions focused on the further development of the Church in Poland, both before and after registration.

 

Naturally His Noodly Body was consumed in highly varied forms with companion of wonderful drinks.

 

Pasta bless you all.

 

Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:02

Happy RAmendan!

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Hello Sisters and Brothers,

 

 

Yesterday began one of the most important holidays in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, namely RAmendan! At this time Pastafarians should consume as much pasta, any time day or night. Are also encouraged to organize social gatherings with friends to thanks for all what has been achieved.


 
RAmendan will continue until August 7th, so there is a lot of time to celebrate :) Do not worry though, if you do not want to increase the usual dose of His Carbohydrate Body, Flying Spaghetti Monster will not be offended :)

RAmen and Bon appetit!

Monday, 08 July 2013 22:23

Noodly midget

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

From the series "God's creation" - midget, and more specifically his bust - you can see here clearly that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created midget on His likeness.

 

RAmen!

Friday, 05 July 2013 21:54

Molecular FSM

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What an amazing Sighting!

 

His Noodliness revealed himself to scientists from Harvard. He took the form of these cute fibers. FSM is an incredibly creative god.

RAmen!

Thursday, 04 July 2013 19:03

Made by FSM :)

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Pastafarian Maciej drew our attention to this picture.

 

As you can see the FSM dipped His sacred Appendages in that divine design :) It is no wonder that this intriguing car model "Fiat 126" was once a cult vehicle.

 


I dare say that now I know the reason for the specific size of the vehicle - in FSM's thought " Fiat 126" was designed for midgets that were present at the Creation of the World :)
So good to know, that Our Great Lord thinks of midgets as well.

RAmen!

Tuesday, 02 July 2013 09:20

Sparkly Sighting

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Dear Pastafarians,

 

 

Look what a chic and shiny form adopted this time Our ​​Carbohydrate Creator. Because we know that "Diamonds are the girl best friends" I think that our wonderful FSM wants to show us that He is gladly one of them :)

 

RAmen.

Monday, 01 July 2013 22:31

Noodly Bible?

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Greetings Sisters and Brothers!

He is so powerful, splendid and boundless that it is very hard to understand Him and even harder to describe His Pastaness in words. However, there were those who has tried to deal with it. What a fancy and intresting book. I am very curious about its content...

RAmen!

Sunday, 30 June 2013 21:05

Monstrous Blessing

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His Carbohydrateness bless farmer's fields.

 

RAmen!

Saturday, 29 June 2013 22:36

Enlightened by His Noodliness

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The above photo was taken in a friendly restaurants in Neuss, Germany and sent to us by Pastafarian Adam. This is a real sighting of His Noodliness.

RAmen!

Friday, 28 June 2013 16:35

Fashion for Monster among the aristocracy

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Does Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge could be a Pastafarian?

 Let's pay attention to this charming hat. I have to admit that the resemblance to His Noodliness for me is striking.

 

So, Fellow Pastafarians go with the FSM and celebrate Saint Friday!

 

RAmen!

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